Smoke and No Hot Dogs: Just Another Crappy Day in Paradise

Are we having fun yet? The Janerator, the Pamster and Lukalicious, not to mention all the usual suspects, are getting tired of the smoke. Everyone's trying to guess when I-70 will reopen. And the girls want to reward your new or renewing KDNK membership during this program by buying you a hot dog when they're available again. Who says Carbondale is the people's republic?